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Custom Just Married Decals	Think Green	Custom text phrase
Tampering with this (your word) could be FATAL.	I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!	Always remember your unique just like everyone else
Can I pay my Visa with my Mastercard?	Cat...the other white meat	Cruisin' is not a crime
Daddys Little Girl	DOG ON BOARD	This car insured by Smith & Wesson
Insured by: rover	Don't laugh, its paid for	Dyslexics have more fnu
Eat right, Exercise, Die anyway	E.coli happens!	If you can read this I've lost my trailer
If you get any closer, I'll fart	I have the body of a God...Buddha.	I'm in shape...Round's a shape, Isn't it?
Moms taxi	My favorite mythical creature? An honest Politician.	Not all Girls play with Barbies
Redneck	Redneck	Silly boys Trucks are for girls
Silly boys Trucks are for girls	Squirrels Natures little speed bumps	We all live in a yellow submarine
What, me worry?	Your village called...their idiot is missing	Whatever
Whatever	People that think they know it all annoy those of us that do!	Get in sit down shut up and hang on
See no evil hear no evil speak no evil. Yah Right!	Live laugh love	Live laugh love
Live laugh love	Keep your balls clean and your putter covered	Golfers do it on the green